Dec 17
- I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
- I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn’t
actually reach it. - I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove
that it converged. - I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
- I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in
and ate it. - I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee, and
then I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to
dunk. - I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but
this morning I couldn’t find it.
I guess I’d better get ready for a few more of these once I’m back in
the classroom.
HT: http://www.workjoke.com/projoke22.htm
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